[greelin]

raccoons and their… little hands

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[the-pie-hunter]

legend has it if you say “i dont want children” three times in a mirror an old person will appear and tell you how you secretly do

[dana-in-wonderland]

Me when Rosalie goes after her rapists and murders them one by one in her wedding dress, saving her evil fiancé for last so he knows whose coming for him

[edwad]

i only type in lowercase because i hate capitalism

Just so we’re clear: a bunch of white, male Republicans are hell bent on pushing through a rapist to the Supreme Court based solely on the fact that, once there, he’d overturn a woman’s right to choose.

[realaxolotl]

as the kids say these days, fuck the government

[fakehistory]

Roman Emperor Julius Caesar is overthrown (44BC)